Get Money, Smoke Weed

theory:buy more weed it’ll last way longer

reality: *smokes more weed in same amount of time*

Cali’s Finest Herb

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

head-thirst:

macaronis:

[Paradise by Coldplay plays in the background]

Omg

laugh-addict:

Polite cat

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

THE SATISFIED LOOK ON ITS FACE

THE POLITE CAT IS BACK ON MY BLOG.

OMFG CUTEST THING EVER

OMFG PLEASE BE MINE I’M DYING

via laugh-addict